Why can’t you tease egg whites?
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- They can’t take a yolk.
Why did the egg cross the road?
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- To get to the Shell station.
How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
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- EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
What would you call an Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
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- The first Rabbit to lay an egg.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
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- He was a little chicken!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
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- Only one―after that it's not empty anymore!
How does Easter end?
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- With the letter R!
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
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- By dropping it seven feet – it won’t break for the first six.
Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
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- He kept trying to poach his ideas.
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
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- She had to call an eggs-terminator.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
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- From an eggplant.
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
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- An eggs-plorer!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
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- It cracks up!
What day of the week do chickens hate the most?
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- Fry-day!
What kind of music does the Easter bunny like?
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- Hip hop!
What is the Easter bunny's favorite dance?
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- The bunny hop!
What are the Easter bunny's favorite stories?
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- The ones with hoppy endings!
Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
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- Because they have four rabbit feet!
What is red, pink, and green with yellow all over?
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- An Easter egg rolling downhill.
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
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- Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan!
How can you tell where the Easter bunny has been?
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- Eggs (X) marks the spot!
What do you call an Easter bunny from outer space?
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- An egg-straterrestrial.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his son. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
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- The baby chick was a little cheaper.
What part did the egg play in the movies?
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- He was an eggs-tra.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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- Pooched eggs!
If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
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- Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.
How did the baby chicks escape?
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- They went thru an egg-it
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
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- He said it was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
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- Egghead!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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- BUGS bunny.
