Quoteables

I gave up lots of stuff for Lent. I lent my neighbor my mower, I lent my son my tuxedo, and I lent my daughter my car.- Anonymous

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church. - AJ Jamal

The only reason I still participate in Easter is that my family eggs me on. - Melanie White

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

If it weren’t for capital punishment we wouldn’t have Easter.- Bill Hicks

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Easter: time to throw caution to the wind and put all your eggs in one basket.- Melanie White

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz



Poetry

Easter duck and Easter chick,
Easter eggs with chocolate thick.

Easter hats for one and all,
Easter bunny makes a call!

Happy Easter always brings
Such a lot of pleasant things!
Wishing you a Very Happy Easter!

And here are 11 Easter puns

Egg-sactly
Egg-citing
Egg-static
Egg-stravagent
Egg-splosive
Egg-streme
Eggs-ercise
Egg-ceptional
Egg-streme
Eggs-plorer
Eggs-aggerate


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