Monster Mash

MONSTER MASH

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld, an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly, to my surprise

He did the mash. He did the monster mash
He did the mash. It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash. It caught on in a flash
He did the mash. He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt, from my electrode

They did the mash. They did the monster mash
They did the mash. It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash. It caught on in a flash
They did the mash. They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included wolfman, Dracula and his son
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds

The coffin draggers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the crypt kicker five

They played the mash. They played the monster mash
They played the mash. It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash. It caught on in a flash
They played the mash. They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring
It seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist

It's now the mash. It's now the monster mash
It's now the mash. It was a graveyard smash
It's now the mash. It caught on in a flash
It's now the mash. It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you the living this mash was meant too
When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you

And you can mash. And you can monster mash
And you can mash. It was a graveyard smash
And you can mash. It caught on in a flash
And you can mash. And you can monster mash

Image: WrensWorld

Monster Mash - 2000
A DiC Entertainment animated musical about monsters that aren't scary anymore (probably because of all the terrible cartoons made about them), based on the name of that song you hate.