Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty on Valentine's Day but Aren't


10. I always poke 'em with my finger first to see what's inside

9. Time for a little naked guy to take a shot at us

8. Check out THIS long stemmed beauty!

7. My favorites are the dark ones with the nuts

6. Watch out, this cork's ready to pop!

5. If you don't like it, spit it out

4. I can't believe he gave me a mushy one

3. So, did you get any at the office this year?

2. I hope my gift isn't too big for you

And the number one thing that sounds dirty on Valentine's Day but isn't...

1. Put it in now and hopefully we can stay awake for the whole thing 

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