Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.

 A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”

The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says,
“Yes I am, but let me ask you something…

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage,
why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in *Halfords.”

*Halfords is Britain and Ireland's leading retailer in: leisure (including cycles and roof boxes, cycle carriers, child car seats and outdoor leisure equipment). car maintenance (including car parts, servicing consumables (such as oil), workshop tools and body repair equipment)


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