Easter Funnies

Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?  A: Jelly bones!  Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?  A: The Easter Elephant.  Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?  A: By hare mail!  Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?  A: You need an eggsplanation!  Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?  A: With a hare dryer!  Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?  A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!  Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?  A: Colored scrambled eggs!  Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?  A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!  Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?  A: 'Heard any good yolks lately!'  Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?  A: The Easter Barney!  Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?  A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.  Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?  A: They lived hoppily ever after! Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?  A: The Oyster Bunny!  Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?  A: One to three for breaking and entering.  Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?  A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!  Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?  A: It's pretty hard to swallow!  Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?  A: It's a tender tail!

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