13. You can only Trick or Treat until 8pm or else you will be up past your bedtime!

12. You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.

11. You get winded from knocking on the door.

10. You ask to use the washroom every two houses.

 9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!

 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-spouses live.




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