If the broom fits, ride it.
Eat, drink and be scary!
Ghostly Greetings!
Halloween is a real treat
Have a fang-tastic night
Happy Haunting!
Have a bootiful Halloween
Don't be a scaredy cat
I witch you a Happy Halloween
Stop in for a spell
Please park all brooms at the door
Caution! Witch Crossing
Boo to you from our crew

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If you want a tasty sweet... Be sure to holler trick or treat!

By pumpkins fat and witches lean,by coal black cats with eyes of green, by all the magic ever seen I wish luck this Halloween.

When witches go riding and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween.

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
-Erma Bombeck

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
- Author Unknown

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
-Mason Cooley

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, — For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
- William Shakespeare

On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, business cards, and electroshock therapy while wearing spooky masks.
- Jarod Kintz

Must everything be commercialized these days? I’m surprised the vampires don’t sparkle.
- John H. Carroll

AND FINALLY

I got a rock.
- Charlie Brown

I hope your Halloween screams with excitement!



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