Have you ever put something somewhere so that you will always be able to find it? Then when you really need that wondrous item it isn't there; Somehow it just disappeared into thin air, That ornery old Ghost! Once I lost a check for a sizable amount I was sure that I had placed it where it would count. Who moved the salt? It was in the refrigerator right under my nose. You guessed it; It must have been that ornery old Ghost! Hubby says to me, "I guess I will have to buy new underwear; Mine are missing and I can't find them anywhere"; I say, "Did you look in the bottom drawer where they usually are kept?" That ornery old Ghost must have moved them when I slept; Honey have you seen my wallet? I've looked, someone must have taken it and booked! Dear, have you checked your pants pocket? That's where you had it last; That ornery old Ghost may have lifted it, gone out on the town and had a blast! Whoooooooo turned that light off? We're all present and accounted for. So If I am sitting here knitting, and the children are all on the floor, You're reading your newspaper; Whooooooooo slammed that door?! Ha Ha Ha I hear a laugh up above my head, a shiver runs down my spine "Got ya', It's me, the one you'll never find" THAT ORNERY OLD GHOST! ~*~ Janice Bumbalough Marler |
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That Ornery Old Ghost
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