Top Ten Reasons
Why Halloween is Better Than SEX
10- You are assured to get at least a little something in the sack.
9- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7- You don`t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6- It`s O.K. when the person you`re with fantasizes you`re someone else, because you are.
5- Forty years from now you`ll still enjoy candy.
4- If you don`t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3- It doesn`t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2- Less guilt the morning after.
and finally...
1- YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD !
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