Parking Violation

A BLACK FRIDAY SPECIALTY  
For those of you who are a little frustrated with holiday parkers who tend to hog their space and the ones next to them? Here's a little something you should print out and leave on their windshield next time you run into one of these inconsiderate 'hogs'. It's great fun to sit back and watch their reactions sometimes. It ranges from annoyance to downright angry fits. Just type this little ditty up in any text program (make sure you put PARKING VIOLATION in the top center in large, bold letters. When you're done, it should fit onto an 8.5 x 11.5 sheet of paper TWICE.) Follow with these entries;

PARKING VIOLATION ---------------------------------- Make of vehicle:__________________ Year:_____________________________ Color:____________________________ License Number:___________________ Time:____________________________ Date:____________________________      Thank you for your futile attempt at parking. Because of you, there is not enough room for anyone else. You, singlehandedly, have taken up enough room for a 20-horse team, 4 elephants and a safari of pygmies from the African interior.      I hope that you break down on the freeway at 5pm with your grouchiest relative in the backseat, during rush hour, with no air conditioning/heater and on the hottest/coldest day of the year. (circle one)      May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose, and may the biting fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. Have a nice day.

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