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Q: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A: It hugged the shore.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!

Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wigwam.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why don’t you let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.

Q: What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.

Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.

Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.

Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an arrow escape.

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q:Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
A: Pilgram.

Q: What’s a pilgrim’s mother called?
A: Pilgranny.

Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
A: Pilgrammar.

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: Where did the first corn come from?
A: The stalk brought it.

Adapted from: ShibleySmiles.com

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