The following are phrases that sounds dirty but are not, so sharing these adult Halloween jokes is not a bad idea.
 

Top 10+ Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween (But Aren't)

1. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
2. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
3. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
4. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
7. Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.
8. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.
9. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
10. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.


- I’d like to get a little something in the sack.
- So… What’d you get in the sack?
- It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
- Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
- Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
- She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.


15 Dirty Halloween pickup lines:

Here are 15 dirty Halloween pickup lines to try on your Halloween boo! (Get it?)

    Want to see what I turn into at midnight?
    I love your costume — I bet it looks even better on the floor.
    My costume’s missing something — maybe your number?
    You’re so hot, I might rise from the dead just to get a piece of that.
    This isn’t a graveyard, but you’re waking the dead down there.
    It’d be a treat to see your tricks in bed later.
    I wanna ride your broomstick.
    Let’s ditch the costumes and get into something more comfortable — like each other.

    Are you a vampire? Because I’d let you suck more than just my blood.
    I’m not a zombie, but I’d still eat you out — brains optional.
    Are you a spellcaster? Because every time I look at you, my clothes disappear.
    You must be a haunted house, because I’m screaming inside you tonight.
    Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see this witch?
    Are you dressed as Medusa? Because one look and I’m rock hard.
    You’re not a mummy, but I can think of one thing we can wrap up tonight. (Safe sex is hot, baby!)


For the complete list of double-entendre phrases such as "He’s got candy spread out on the living room floor!" and "You scared me stiff!"
Adult Halloween Jokes, Halloween Jokes for Adults

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