As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words ‘The ‘ and ‘IRS’ together,  it spells ‘THEIRS’?


Funny IRS Jokes:

  • An income-tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

  • George Washington never told a lie, but then he never had to file a Form 1040. 

  • Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole. 

  •  The rich and the poor are alike. They both complain about taxes. 

  •  If our President wants to abolish poverty, he can do it by abolishing the IRS.

    • Tax Quote-ables

    "Talk is cheap…except when government does it. " – Anonymous

    “Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” – Oscar Wilde

    “Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.” – Lord Bramwell, 19th Century Jurist

    In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. – John Adams

    "It is said that our taxation system is a voluntary one. Do you remember when you volunteered?" – unknown

    Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you! – Pericles (430 BC)

    The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. – Ronald Reagan

    Interesting Facts:

    Trivia: The first Tax Form was four pages long, including instructions!!

     Check out what the first 1040 form ever looked like here (PDF). At the time, the average annual income was $800.

    Also see my Tax Day Wisdom section from 2021 

    Adapted From: TaxFacts.com and Funny-Jokes.com


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